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Effin' Birds: 100 Postcards

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$22.00 US
4-1/2"W x 6-1/4"H | 5 oz | 12 per carton
On sale Oct 20, 2026 | 100 Pages | 9798217035618

Send humorous messages to your loved ones or insult your enemies with this box of 100 postcards that pairs artwork of highly distinguished birds with the dirtiest words in the English language.

Thanks to bestselling author Aaron Reynolds' translations of the inner monologues of North American birds, our understanding of these magnificent animals has grown tenfold. It turns out that every squawk, chirp, and crow was either an expletive-ridden gripe or a jab that would make your grandmother blush. Now, the musings of our avian overlords are immortalized in Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards.

Each of the fifty snarky designs repeats once, so that you have plenty of postcards to send or save. Whether you’re mailing rude messages to loved ones, ornithologists, and elected officials, or simply saving the artwork to use as gift tags, in craft projects, or lord knows what else, this is exactly the box of postcards you need right effin’ now.
© Matt Provencal
Aaron Reynolds is a Webby Award–winning humorist, aprofessional speaker, and the man behind the Effin' Birds and Swear Trek social media accounts. When he's not on Twitter, you can find him producing a series of podcasts and at ComicCons dressed as George Lucas. He has been a baseball writer, a fine art printer, and a mall Santa Claus photographer. Aaron was raised in Mississauga, Canada, a suburb where they cut down all the trees and named the streets after them. He currently splits his time between Toronto and Ottawa. View titles by Aaron Reynolds

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Send humorous messages to your loved ones or insult your enemies with this box of 100 postcards that pairs artwork of highly distinguished birds with the dirtiest words in the English language.

Thanks to bestselling author Aaron Reynolds' translations of the inner monologues of North American birds, our understanding of these magnificent animals has grown tenfold. It turns out that every squawk, chirp, and crow was either an expletive-ridden gripe or a jab that would make your grandmother blush. Now, the musings of our avian overlords are immortalized in Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards.

Each of the fifty snarky designs repeats once, so that you have plenty of postcards to send or save. Whether you’re mailing rude messages to loved ones, ornithologists, and elected officials, or simply saving the artwork to use as gift tags, in craft projects, or lord knows what else, this is exactly the box of postcards you need right effin’ now.

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© Matt Provencal
Aaron Reynolds is a Webby Award–winning humorist, aprofessional speaker, and the man behind the Effin' Birds and Swear Trek social media accounts. When he's not on Twitter, you can find him producing a series of podcasts and at ComicCons dressed as George Lucas. He has been a baseball writer, a fine art printer, and a mall Santa Claus photographer. Aaron was raised in Mississauga, Canada, a suburb where they cut down all the trees and named the streets after them. He currently splits his time between Toronto and Ottawa. View titles by Aaron Reynolds