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    'Tis Thee, Not Me

    A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions

    Author Clarice Tudor
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    Hardcover (Paper-over-Board, no jacket)
    $18.99 US
    Clarkson Potter/Ten Speed | Clarkson Potter
    7.32"W x 7.28"H x 0.7"D   | 15 oz | 32 per carton
    On sale May 05, 2026 | 144 Pages | 9798217034499
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    An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.

    Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee. 

    Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.

    As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:

    • Dating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”
    • Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex")
    • A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
    • And more

    Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.
    Clarice Tudor is a British cartoonist and comic artist. When she’s not drawing weird medieval animals and people, she publishes wildly popular web comics and creates artwork for places like the New York Times, Guardian, Adobe, Sanrio (Hello Kitty), Prada, and Tumblr. View titles by Clarice Tudor
    Introduction

    BEWARE! This here tome contains painfully cringeworthy unfiltered true tales from mine days as a single maiden. Let us face it, gents do the most baffling, audacious things while courting that even the most astute and qualified mind-healers in the land have trouble explaining. And ev’ry damsel I know hath such stories. May this noble tome comfort the horrified, validate the scorned, and entertain all of us who relate.
    Copyright © 2026 by Clarice Tudor. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.

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    An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.

    Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee. 

    Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.

    As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:

    • Dating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”
    • Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex")
    • A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
    • And more

    Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.

    Author

    Clarice Tudor is a British cartoonist and comic artist. When she’s not drawing weird medieval animals and people, she publishes wildly popular web comics and creates artwork for places like the New York Times, Guardian, Adobe, Sanrio (Hello Kitty), Prada, and Tumblr. View titles by Clarice Tudor

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    Introduction

    BEWARE! This here tome contains painfully cringeworthy unfiltered true tales from mine days as a single maiden. Let us face it, gents do the most baffling, audacious things while courting that even the most astute and qualified mind-healers in the land have trouble explaining. And ev’ry damsel I know hath such stories. May this noble tome comfort the horrified, validate the scorned, and entertain all of us who relate.
    Copyright © 2026 by Clarice Tudor. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.

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