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Pet This F*cking Puppy

A Touch-and-Feel Book for Stressed-Out Adults

Author Robb Pearlman
Illustrated by Jason Kayser
Hardcover
$19.95 US
Rizzoli | Rizzoli Universe
6.57"W x 6.56"H x 0.82"D   | 12 oz | 40 per carton
On sale Feb 25, 2020 | 12 Pages | 9780789338020
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This first-ever touch-and-feel book for grown-ups is the perfect interactive and calming gift for any stressed-out adult. Which is every adult.

A board book with six touch-and-feel (or smell!) elements that punctuate simple illustrations, this hilarious novelty book provides today's hardworking grown-up different tactile, visual, or smelly ways to, well, calm the f *ck down.

Bright, bold images of puppies, blankets, rainbows, sunsets, and more, each complemented with a different texture or interactive element, are designed to give readers moments of quiet respite from the onslaught of real-world angst and responsibilities.

Guaranteed to calm anyone from a neurotic New York businessperson to a harried soccer parent to anyone who watches the news, Pet This F*cking Puppy will make people smile long enough to feel a little better.
"This touch-and-feel book for grown-ups offers an antidote to the scourge of 2020. With six touch-and-feel (or smell!) elements that punctuate simple illustrations, this hilarious novelty book provides today’s adults-on-the-verge different tactile, visual, or smelly ways to calm down. From a neurotic New York businessperson to a harried soccer parent to anyone who watches the news, Pet This F*cking Puppy will make people smile long enough to feel a little better." —Publisher Weekly Holiday Gift Guide 2020
Robb Pearlman is the author of more than thirty books for adults and kids, including I Adulted!, TVUSA, and What Would Skeletor Do?. Jason Kayser is the illustrator of many books for adults and kids, including Dancing with Jesus.
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This first-ever touch-and-feel book for grown-ups is the perfect interactive and calming gift for any stressed-out adult. Which is every adult.

A board book with six touch-and-feel (or smell!) elements that punctuate simple illustrations, this hilarious novelty book provides today's hardworking grown-up different tactile, visual, or smelly ways to, well, calm the f *ck down.

Bright, bold images of puppies, blankets, rainbows, sunsets, and more, each complemented with a different texture or interactive element, are designed to give readers moments of quiet respite from the onslaught of real-world angst and responsibilities.

Guaranteed to calm anyone from a neurotic New York businessperson to a harried soccer parent to anyone who watches the news, Pet This F*cking Puppy will make people smile long enough to feel a little better.

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"This touch-and-feel book for grown-ups offers an antidote to the scourge of 2020. With six touch-and-feel (or smell!) elements that punctuate simple illustrations, this hilarious novelty book provides today’s adults-on-the-verge different tactile, visual, or smelly ways to calm down. From a neurotic New York businessperson to a harried soccer parent to anyone who watches the news, Pet This F*cking Puppy will make people smile long enough to feel a little better." —Publisher Weekly Holiday Gift Guide 2020

Author

Robb Pearlman is the author of more than thirty books for adults and kids, including I Adulted!, TVUSA, and What Would Skeletor Do?. Jason Kayser is the illustrator of many books for adults and kids, including Dancing with Jesus.
Robb Pearlman View titles by Robb Pearlman
Jason Kayser View titles by Jason Kayser

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