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Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids

Author Andy Riley
Paperback
$13.00 US
7.25"W x 5.24"H x 0.26"D   | 3 oz | 48 per carton
On sale Apr 24, 2007 | 96 Pages | 9780452288560

Loads more laughs—from the man who put the funny in The Book of Bunny Suicides.

Just when you were about to run out of lies to tell small children, the creator of the bestselling Bunny Suicides books is back with more wickedly funny falsehoods for the truly twisted. Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale guaranteed to trouble guileless minds and crack up the grown-ups. So, find yourself a wide-eyed youngster and ask:
Did you know...

• If you rub two redheaded kids together, you can make fire
• Your dad's got one nipple and two belly buttons
• If you drop a tooth in a glass of Coke, after a day it becomes a white butterfly
• French people eat croissants and poo baguettes
• If you cut a badger in half with an axe it turns into two chipmunks

If Andy Riley believed in wearing pants, they'd be on fire right now! For the inner child and pathological liar in all of us, Loads More Lies is truly hysterical.
Praise for Andy Riley

“Wonderfully deviant.”—The Washington Post

“It's the funniest, bunniest book I've ever read!”—Elton John

“Brilliantly researched—one of the most important books of the year.”—Hugh Grant

“A guilty pleasure of twisted humor in the Monty Python vein.”—Chicago Tribune
 
Very imaginative, very funny, very worrying if you're the author's mother.”—Richard Curtis, screenwriter, director, producer
© © Niall McDiarmid
Andy Riley is a scriptwriter for television and film. His credits include Trigger Happy TV, the British Academy of Film and Television Arts Award–winning Robbie the Reindeer, and the animated film Gnomeo and Juliet. He has created a series of bestselling cartoon books and draws a weekly comic strip for the Observer Magazine. View titles by Andy Riley

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Loads more laughs—from the man who put the funny in The Book of Bunny Suicides.

Just when you were about to run out of lies to tell small children, the creator of the bestselling Bunny Suicides books is back with more wickedly funny falsehoods for the truly twisted. Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale guaranteed to trouble guileless minds and crack up the grown-ups. So, find yourself a wide-eyed youngster and ask:
Did you know...

• If you rub two redheaded kids together, you can make fire
• Your dad's got one nipple and two belly buttons
• If you drop a tooth in a glass of Coke, after a day it becomes a white butterfly
• French people eat croissants and poo baguettes
• If you cut a badger in half with an axe it turns into two chipmunks

If Andy Riley believed in wearing pants, they'd be on fire right now! For the inner child and pathological liar in all of us, Loads More Lies is truly hysterical.

Praise

Praise for Andy Riley

“Wonderfully deviant.”—The Washington Post

“It's the funniest, bunniest book I've ever read!”—Elton John

“Brilliantly researched—one of the most important books of the year.”—Hugh Grant

“A guilty pleasure of twisted humor in the Monty Python vein.”—Chicago Tribune
 
Very imaginative, very funny, very worrying if you're the author's mother.”—Richard Curtis, screenwriter, director, producer

Author

© © Niall McDiarmid
Andy Riley is a scriptwriter for television and film. His credits include Trigger Happy TV, the British Academy of Film and Television Arts Award–winning Robbie the Reindeer, and the animated film Gnomeo and Juliet. He has created a series of bestselling cartoon books and draws a weekly comic strip for the Observer Magazine. View titles by Andy Riley